Not exactly AVP… more like AV Delinquency:

People always ask me:
“What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen in a storage unit?”

I’ve seen a lot over the years…
But one always sticks out.

We cut the lock, roll up the door…
…and I’m staring at three full-size Xenomorphs.

Just standing there.
Looking right at me.

Straight out of the movie Alien.

For about half a second, I’m trying to process if I just opened the worst possible door of my entire life.

Turns out the tenant was a prop guy working on local film projects.

The entire unit was packed with some of the most interesting stuff I’ve ever seen.

And that’s the thing about storage…
You never really know what’s behind the door.

It’s not just boxes.
It’s not just furniture.

It’s people’s lives, hobbies, side hustles, and sometimes… three aliens staring you down at 9am.